June 2012
no one ever: hey wait a sec let me just search that on Bing
teapayne:
No mom they aren’t strangers on the internet they went to school with me but moved away
youngstertimmy asked: 1-215
So I’d like a nacho burrito, 4 doritos tacos, a large baja blast, another nacho burrito, 2 quesadillas and another doritos tacos now take me to taco bell please.
relatives: any boyfriends/girlfriends?
me: no
typical conversation at every holiday since I was 5
screwtheuniverse asked: I love you too lol(: i dig your blog a lot(:
Youngster Timmy: Single or not, reblog see what... →
keybl4d3:
essentialisinvisible:
thrashyphil:
<3 = Im falling for you.
:) = I wanna cuddle up with you while watching movies
;) = I like you a lot
:( = You should talk to me more.
:D = You’re sexy/beautiful/hot.
;O = I want to be tumblr best friends.
:P = I want you more…
May 2012
queenofjalex:
WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS
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neat-girl:
why do i never get weird anonymous messages in which people profess their love for me
screwtheuniverse asked: SOOOOO i like your likes(: i dislike your dislikes(: and i am obsessed with the things you are obsessed with(: you are like the boy version on my literally(:!!
that’s it I’m getting off too much avenger posts i fucking hate my life
When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.
mikaelson-forbes:
Little kids waiting in line.
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me
‘I’ve waited 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
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Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.
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I can’t stop listening to cartman singing poker face
